It's um, been a while.
I am trying out some Italian bread. It tastes pretty good. I had the dragon babies- they are both sleeping (Yes twins- I know). I also found a little puppy a few days ago.
I named him Faolan.
He's a collie/golden mix- I am positive.

Anyways- after my past kind of ridiculed me the other day, I've been cooped up in my lab, and made myself a friend. He's a big creature, has the body of an ant eater as well as the fur. On his face it's more of a wolfish kind of fur, with definite wolf eyes. Though his face is more lizard like than anything. Oh- and his tongue... my god his tongue. It's so long and... alright. I need to stop.

So, anyways... my daughter got married at thirteen. It's a little messy and I quite frankly don't want to talk about her bipolar husband. I hate him with a deep fiery passion and I can't stop beating myself over letting the marriage happen. It worries me... but I guess it's for the child that he raped her for. Um... right.

I could really use gummi bears right now. I love those chewy little devils. If my world consisted of people sticking their tongues out at me, and giving me gummies... I would be the happiest man in the world. Especially if Mr. Barnett was there too.

I hope everyone had a good Christmas- though I had a very odd New Years with Zeta's... ugh. I cannot look at that man and see the word husband.

I'd better go now- Fao is awake and I wanna bring him upstairs for something plain and Barnett-tasted to eat. Like... healthy foods and apples or something.

-Rowan

I decided not to go on um, vacation.
Um, so yeah.

I have just created the most vicious man eater in the universe. The way it looks at me whenever I walk by, it looks at me with the most hungry gaze.
The best part is, it's starving.
Yes, it's just as planned.

I am going on a vacation, and probably won't be back for a long time, I have sights to see, like the light at the end of the tunnels that cars drive through- people I have not seen for many many years.

I apologize for any typos, this fucking laptop is not the best thing to type on when everything is blurry.


Um











Farewell, for now.

I know this is rather sudden, but I shall see you all another day.

I am wearing my mind down.

Finally, the secret that I have been keeping a secret.
It is done!

You see, a few months ago I decided to make a human and an animal combined together!

So what did I do?

I went to the morgue, and got a little boy's dead body- I then combined his genes with those of a duck, and with the goop I use to bring back my crazy creatures I have created a living breathing duck boy!!!

Oh I am so thrilled, he's so cute, and smart, and a very good listener. He does his chores and helps me around the lab with Mikuzi, the angel boy I told you about in a recent situation.

Though Mr. Barnett was not thrilled about that kid.

Oh how excieted, I cannotfhbbc/ Oh man oh man I'm freaking out! It worked!

I have found quite a delicious snack. It's called a Riesen. It's chocolate and caramel. Mmmm.

You shall all be pleased as punch to know, that just the other day I took a walk through the park.
Now, I saw the regular happy little family of cat people poking around the water fountain and took a few pictures of them in their natural habitat.
The smallest one fell into the fountain, and the oldest had a spaz attack when he noticed his brother drowning in the water.

After a while I decided to wander off where the brush got thicker, and strayed off of the path on a whim.
Good thing I did.

I soon heard weak little tweet, and came across the most fascinating creature since Pelipeli.
It was an Angel!

He had wings for ears, as well as the soft white wings on his back- I scooped him up, and calmed him down, telling him he would be safe with me, and had no need to fear me. In fact he's sleeping in my lap down here in my lab as we speak.
Oh dearest me he's the most precious thing in the world.

His hair is a silvery blue, his eyes a bright sapphire.
His skin is so fair, and speckled lightly with an occasional freckle or two.

He's so soft everywhere on his body.
His skin, his hair, his wings, and his lips- not that I have kissed him of course!

He's just so darling.

I think he should be safe down here in the basement- I'm afraid Pelipeli would try to hunt him or- yeah.

So I am done typing now.

Suddenly- I have remembered an event that took place after eleven thirty p.m. today.
Though I am happy about some things.
This day troubles me so.

I am currently freaking out to be honest.
I hate thunder.
All the animals freak out- because I start to freak out.

It's just so sudden, and it really does scare me to be honest.

Not only does it scare me though- it also excites me in some strange way.

If anyone catches my drift.

I really don't know what to write, so this will be short.
My name is Rowan.
Just call me Doctor Rowan.
I am not too fond of my last name.

So, I have a laboratory, and I make creatures that seem impossible to create. In fact- I recently combined a tiger and a wolf together to make a superspecies. Of course, I will probably add more to the specimen, until then- he will remain what he is at the moment.

I do suppose I am rather spacey today.

So I am apologizing ahead of time.

Now if you will excuse me- I have a bean bag to play with.